Thursday, November 29, 2012

The new state of Palestine and the new state of Hamastan

Some of my colleagues were upset about the one sided declaration of the new UN Palestinian state. Why? What has changed in reality? Is the government in Ramallah able to tell the Hamas in Gaza not to shoot missiles to Israel? I don't think so.


Let them have their recognition from the
UN. The real juicy story is whether it was the CIA and The Mossad that pushed Abu Mazen to go for the UN or the Hamastan leadership that is backed by Iran will have to assassinate him and take over the West Bank.

So as much as Israel seemed ticked off about the move it might have actually been them pushing these muppets to the UN



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The Scenario

Was the conflict in Gaza a precursor to the next conflict in the North?

With "Stray" fire landing in Turkey and the Israeli Golan Heights, the question is whether the Israeli Air Force turns is target bank on the North border with Syria and Lebanon. It's entirely possible

That will make the whole world turn their attention to the actual plight of the Sytian people and maybe in some case Israel will once again save the world and the people of Syria by intervening militarily in the conflict which no country has had the balls to do so far. Can we be treated as heroes? No way, the hypocritical world will blame aggression although we would be doing the right thing to save the people of Syria. Should we do it, YES

Screw the world thought of Israel, do what's right , help Syria, bomb Iran



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Do we need the to stop the offensive?

Tonight I met agent Gould from MI6 and agent Shamtani from the KGB

Both of them confirmed that Iranian agents just infiltrated the Gaza Strip through one of the smuggling tunnels helping the factions rearm their rockets and shoot them back into Israeli school yards. Was it worth it to stop the offensive? I think not

Sunday, November 25, 2012

A Magic Test

Next week in the worm deserts of the Negev, the new David Sling system will be tested. its all called the Magic Wand as its missiles can move towards the target even after being launched, like a Magic Wand.













David used his slingshot to destroy Goliath, Israel will do it to create an impenetrable layer above its skies while the leaders of Hezbollah hide in fear in their bunkers under the next to be destroyed neighborhood of Dahiya in Beirut.





Creating 3 lawyers of defense over Israel will be the last blow to the islamo-fascists but it could only be financed by business people like me and you. so, take our your checkbook and skip one meal at the Cheesecake Factory and send it to the funding of these missile systems, it will eventually help you as well when the Chinese decide to send their missiles to Berkeley CA.

Agent Hod going on a flight today so signing out for the next 12 hours.


Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Fragile "Victory"

I was asked by my team leaders to go on a business trip to Cyprus.

I  love the Cyprian food and people but most of all i like that from this small island you can see the big picture. what is the big picture you ask?

The above is the Moskva, the largest missile destroyer in the Russian fleet.

its been seen around the shores of Cyprus. Just close enough to the large US task force, the Iwo Jima

Wow, Russian women and American Navy girls on one island, great combination my business colleagues said. However, the bigger picture is bigger than the nice looking sailors its the fact that although the leaders of the Palestinians and Iran say this last battle was a "victory"  to their people, they know well enough that it was really the destruction of most of their weapons arsenal as well as 130 fighters vs 5 Israeli civilians and that this scene can now migrate to the north and expose the weakness of the Iranians in Syria, in Turkey etc.

The Turkish are desperate for a similar missile defense system as Israel has but they will never get it from Israel so they are looking for new Patriot systems which are not as good as Iron Dome.

Well, while is sip my Uzo and eat my Gyro, i am looking at the beginning of world war 3 possibly right here in the Mediterranean.




Monday, November 19, 2012

Cruising with my friend's yacht in the Persian Gulf

Today I went to a meeting with a business client in Dubai


The client wanted to show off his new 120 ft yacht. I was pleased to take a little ride so i asked him if we could go for a tour of the Persian gulf. In between the large cargo ships and the huge
American aircraft carriers, I noticed an Iranian cargo ship changing its flag from an Iranian flag to the Tuvalu flag.  A few weeks ago while visiting this island called Tuvalu, I noticed a lot of cargo ships from Iran parking in the small port.

What caught my attention was the Iranian armed escort to the cargo ship. That's weird I thought. I went downstairs to the men's room and took a short video of the two ships. I think it might be the latest arms and missile shipment from Iran to the Gaza Strip.

I went up to the guest deck again and finished my dark and stormy drink on board while cruising back to the Dubai port

I wonder if this cargo ship will be stopped somehow?




 

Sunday, November 18, 2012

One Night in Bangkok

I recently took my wife to a great vacation in Asia,

We traveled to many cities including Hong Kong, Singapore, Bangkok and even Denpasar in Bali. All along the trip i felt the tails that the local secret service put on us. Whether it was the taxi driver that called me in my name with no accent or the fortune teller that stopped my wife in the middle of the boardwalk in Singapore to tell her our fortunes and knew my name supposedly before the she even told him. I know the CIA was setting up the place for the president's visit this week but i was not sure which service it was that followed us in Bali or in Bangkok, was it the revolutionary guard? If you ask my wife, it was a great vacation, if you ask me, it was too hot for the work i do. too many meetings in tiny offices or in night markets. the results of these meetings will be shortly correlated to the current events.




Saturday, November 17, 2012

Pens and Watches

Last month on my way to the mall to watch the latest James Bond flick Sky Fall i got a text from operations asking me to go and buy a box of Montblanc Pens and a dozen Montblanc watches and send them to an address in Doha Qatar. What i did not know is that those items would be given by the Emir of Qatar to the heads of the Hamas on his last visit to Gaza last week. I wonder if that's the way the Israeli airstrikes managed to pinpoint the targets so accurately?



More Missiles


  Iran is continuing to ship new arms and long range missiles to Sudan, someone has to go and bribe the leader of Sudan with money that was gathered here in NY to let our airplanes go over his air space. he could pretend to be upset again but he needs $15M to let us bomb those missile convoys again. I must go to lunch in NYC and gather the funds and get on Ron Lauder's private jet to fly to Hartum and make the transaction happen.

flying in a private jet makes my friends think that I am the most successful sales person they have met...only if they knew....

i then need to rush to Tel Aviv and get my new target. i hope he ends up like this....





i should be back to NY after a few days and go have a drink with my friends and talk about the great bars i just visited in London

Agent John Hod Signing Out

Friday, November 16, 2012

Introduction to a secret

All of my American friends think i must be a secret agent working for a foreign or domestic secret service. I am not! However, this blog will detail some interesting facts of my life that will make you think twice. Everything i detail in this blog is either fiction or truth, you decide....

if you are interested, follow this blog and a whole world of coincidence and clinical truths would be revealed to you. if you are a conspiracy theorist, you will be glued to your screen and if you are a skeptic, you will think twice.

more to come....

Agent John Hod signing out.